whaaaaat? pussy galore.

i hope i look like this if i get old. because i've always really wanted a mullet? no, but if i ever do, i'll totally do it when i'm old because the elderly can get away with anything! worst sentence ever!

earth.

i felt my soul power slowly fading.

running home.

two hillsides for nothing at all.

+

kkwkrcar.

or?

"what? oh, no, i just have a really angry cat."

evil cat + in case you didn't know: i'm 1/8 frog.

phantoms grown from pods.

no, but yes, oh well, oh well, yes and no.

i don't think people understand belief anymore. there is so much everywhere, all the time, that maybe those who don't believe are just afraid of possibilities. what we see isn't all of life at all, it's just tiny fragments, because the world knows that we wouldn't be able to handle what there might be.

and probably have really dorky voices.

and they probably all have a great sense of humor.

i hate this world.

diamonnnnnddssss.

cars. no thanks.

i'm fine now. but cars and i apparently aren't lovers.

i should never leave my house again.

grrrrrrr!!

pelvic thrust.

i was your booster baaaaabe! back when no one else cared! (oh yeah, alright!)
you know i celebrated youuuu (i'm hard for you, girl!) back when no one else thought toooooooo!

vomit cat is more embarrassed than i am. i know my moves are dope.

why's he hiding his face? 'cause he's fuck ugly.

dear lord!

sometimes,

i wonder what it's like to be a mermaid.

an affair to remember.

or, "unfaithful," but definitely not, "the awakening."

my hours are slumberless.

have you been introduced yet? this is my cat.

you are such a starrrrr!

NOT ME. or the unicorn!

30 minutes. 30 minutes of pure glory.

"i wish i had a friend like sam-wise! sam-wise was the greatest friend a person could have, and frodo was nothing but a giant fucking douche bagggg!"

f'real.

i am giving myself an afro today.

climb into your alter.