Friday, December 12, 2008

whaaaaat? pussy galore.

i hope i look like this if i get old. because i've always really wanted a mullet? no, but if i ever do, i'll totally do it when i'm old because the elderly can get away with anything! worst sentence ever!

Sunday, December 7, 2008


i felt my soul power slowly fading.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Friday, November 28, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

"what? oh, no, i just have a really angry cat."

evil cat + in case you didn't know: i'm 1/8 frog.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

no, but yes, oh well, oh well, yes and no.

i don't think people understand belief anymore. there is so much everywhere, all the time, that maybe those who don't believe are just afraid of possibilities. what we see isn't all of life at all, it's just tiny fragments, because the world knows that we wouldn't be able to handle what there might be.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

and probably have really dorky voices.

and they probably all have a great sense of humor.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

cars. no thanks.

i'm fine now. but cars and i apparently aren't lovers.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

pelvic thrust.

i was your booster baaaaabe! back when no one else cared! (oh yeah, alright!)
you know i celebrated youuuu (i'm hard for you, girl!) back when no one else thought toooooooo!

vomit cat is more embarrassed than i am. i know my moves are dope.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008


i wonder what it's like to be a mermaid.

Monday, October 13, 2008

an affair to remember.

or, "unfaithful," but definitely not, "the awakening."

Thursday, October 9, 2008

my hours are slumberless.

have you been introduced yet? this is my cat.

Monday, October 6, 2008

you are such a starrrrr!

NOT ME. or the unicorn!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

30 minutes. 30 minutes of pure glory.

"i wish i had a friend like sam-wise! sam-wise was the greatest friend a person could have, and frodo was nothing but a giant fucking douche bagggg!"

Friday, September 26, 2008


i am giving myself an afro today.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008