diamonnnnnddssss.

cars. no thanks.

i'm fine now. but cars and i apparently aren't lovers.

i should never leave my house again.

grrrrrrr!!

pelvic thrust.

i was your booster baaaaabe! back when no one else cared! (oh yeah, alright!)
you know i celebrated youuuu (i'm hard for you, girl!) back when no one else thought toooooooo!

vomit cat is more embarrassed than i am. i know my moves are dope.

why's he hiding his face? 'cause he's fuck ugly.

dear lord!

sometimes,

i wonder what it's like to be a mermaid.

an affair to remember.

or, "unfaithful," but definitely not, "the awakening."

my hours are slumberless.

have you been introduced yet? this is my cat.

you are such a starrrrr!

NOT ME. or the unicorn!

30 minutes. 30 minutes of pure glory.

"i wish i had a friend like sam-wise! sam-wise was the greatest friend a person could have, and frodo was nothing but a giant fucking douche bagggg!"